Prepped for all

No-Excuse Sunday

* Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in." 

* There will be a section with lounge chairs for those who feel our pews are too hard.

* We will have steel helmets for those who say, "The roof will cave in if I ever came to church."

* Blankets will be provided for those who think, "The church is too hot."

* Fans will be provided for those who think, "The church is too cold."

* Scorecards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present.

* One section will have trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature.

* The sanctuary will be decorated with both poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who have never seen the church without them.

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