2010-05-31

a Steaj

Burglar and an Elderly Woman

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.) 

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. 

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." 

"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an ax and two 38's!"

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Visitation

Visitation



This is a fairly late feast, going back only to the 13th or 14th century. It was established widely throughout the Church to pray for unity. The present date of 

celebration was set in 1969 in order to follow the Annunciation of the Lord (March 25) and precede the Birthday of John the Baptist (June 24).

Like most feasts of Mary, it is closely connected with Jesus and his saving work. The more visible actors in the visitation drama (see Luke 1:39-45) are Mary and Elizabeth. However, Jesus and John the Baptist steal the scene in a hidden way. Jesus makes John leap with joy—the joy of messianic salvation. Elizabeth, in turn, is filled with the Holy Spirit and addresses words of praise to Mary—words that echo down through the ages.

It is helpful to recall that we do not have a journalist’s account of thismeeting. Rather, Luke, speaking for the Church, gives a prayerful poet’s rendition of the scene. Elizabeth’s praise of Mary as “the mother of my Lord” can be viewed as the earliest Church’s devotion to Mary. As with all authentic devotion to Mary, Elizabeth’s (the Church’s) words first praise God for what God has done to Mary. Only secondly does she praise Mary for trusting God’s words.

Then comes the Magnificat (Luke 1:46-55). Here Mary herself (like the Church) traces all her greatness to God.

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2010-05-30

perry+

   Marc Smason    trombone/voice

            Sunday   May 30    12:20 -  12:50 pm    Klez Kids      *N.W. Folklife Festival   Mural Amphitheater           (2 – 2:40    Klezterbalm   S.E. Fountain)       6 – 9 pm     Jam with Perry    *Reading Gaol     N.W. 65th & 5th N.W.
 
          Mondays    8:30 pm     Jammin’ in the Junction!    Better World     Joanne Klein   Marc Smason    Bruce Barnard   Ken Strong    Chris Jimenez     Poggie Tavern    4717 California S.W.    206 937-2165
 
          Wednesday   June 2    9 – 10:30 pm     Perry Robinson   Marc Smason   Craig Hoyer    Dalton Davis       *Egan’s Ballard Jam House      1707 N.W. Market    206 789-1621     www.ballardjamhouse.com
 
         1st & 2nd Fridays    9 pm   Mejor Mundo – jazz latina    Marc Smason    Mark Bullis    David Davila    Chris Jimenez     *Navya Lounge – Rainier Sq.   5th & Union  (Enter on 5th)  206 623-4111    Fine Indian Cuisine – Free Beverage   www.navyalounge.com
 

        Saturday   June 5     7 – 9 pm     N.W. Choro    Rosalynn DeRoos   Marc Smason     Stuart Zobel     Louvergia Taylor   *Tempero do Brazil    5628 University Way N.E.    206 523-6229    www.temperodobrazil.net

        Wednesday   June 9     Something     *Capitol Music Center   1032 N.E. 65th   206 622-0171   www.capitolmusiccenter.com 

          Friday  June 11    Dixie Kings    *Columbia City Beatwalk   Royal Esquire Club    5016 Rainier S.    206 723-2811   $5   joint cover http://www.columbiacitybeatwalk.org/attend.shtml

         2nd & 4th Saturdays      12:30 pm        Mejor Mundo – jazz latina          Marc Smason   Mark Bullis   Ken Strong      *Agua Verde CafĂ© & Paddle Club    1303 N.E. Boat St.     206 545-8570    music on the deck   comida sabor!    www.aguaverdecafe.com

Seattle WA unless otherwise noted        * all ages        no cover unless noted    www.marcsmason.com      CDs, available - Hit reply or www.cdbaby.com  or  call  206 760-1764      ”We know now that Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob.” FDR  1936        fast mclaughlin -     removal upon request

 

 

 

 

 

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perry+

   Marc Smason    trombone/voice

            Sunday   May 30    12:20 -  12:50 pm    Klez Kids      *N.W. Folklife Festival   Mural Amphitheater           (2 – 2:40    Klezterbalm   S.E. Fountain)       6 – 9 pm     Jam with Perry    *Reading Gaol     N.W. 65th & 5th N.W.
 
          Mondays    8:30 pm     Jammin’ in the Junction!    Better World     Joanne Klein   Marc Smason    Bruce Barnard   Ken Strong    Chris Jimenez     Poggie Tavern    4717 California S.W.    206 937-2165
 
          Wednesday   June 2    9 – 10:30 pm     Perry Robinson   Marc Smason   Craig Hoyer    Dalton Davis       *Egan’s Ballard Jam House      1707 N.W. Market    206 789-1621     www.ballardjamhouse.com
 
         1st & 2nd Fridays    9 pm   Mejor Mundo – jazz latina    Marc Smason    Mark Bullis    David Davila    Chris Jimenez     *Navya Lounge – Rainier Sq.   5th & Union  (Enter on 5th)  206 623-4111    Fine Indian Cuisine – Free Beverage   www.navyalounge.com
 

        Saturday   June 5     7 – 9 pm     N.W. Choro    Rosalynn DeRoos   Marc Smason     Stuart Zobel     Louvergia Taylor   *Tempero do Brazil    5628 University Way N.E.    206 523-6229    www.temperodobrazil.net

        Wednesday   June 9     Something     *Capitol Music Center   1032 N.E. 65th   206 622-0171   www.capitolmusiccenter.com 

          Friday  June 11    Dixie Kings    *Columbia City Beatwalk   Royal Esquire Club    5016 Rainier S.    206 723-2811   $5   joint cover http://www.columbiacitybeatwalk.org/attend.shtml

         2nd & 4th Saturdays      12:30 pm        Mejor Mundo – jazz latina          Marc Smason   Mark Bullis   Ken Strong      *Agua Verde CafĂ© & Paddle Club    1303 N.E. Boat St.     206 545-8570    music on the deck   comida sabor!    www.aguaverdecafe.com

Seattle WA unless otherwise noted        * all ages        no cover unless noted    www.marcsmason.com      CDs, available - Hit reply or www.cdbaby.com  or  call  206 760-1764      ”We know now that Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob.” FDR  1936        fast mclaughlin -     removal upon request

 

 

 

 

 

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St. Gregory VII

St. Gregory VII (1020-1085)



The tenth century and the first half of the eleventh were dark days for the Church, partly because the papacy was the pawn of various Roman families. In 1049, things began to change when Pope Leo IX, a reformer, was elected. He brought a young monk named Hildebrand to Rome as his counselor and special representative on important missions. He was to become Gregory VII.

Three evils plagued the Church then: simony (the buying and selling of sacred offices and things), the unlawful marriage of the clergy and lay investiture (kings and nobles controlling the appointment of Church officials). To all of these Hildebrand directed his reformer’s attention, first as counselor to the popes and later (1073-1085) as pope himself.

Gregory’s papal letters stress the role of bishop of Rome as the vicar of Christ and the visible center of unity in the Church. He is well known for his long dispute with Holy Roman Emperor Henry IV over who should control the selection of bishops and abbots.

Gregory fiercely resisted any attack on the liberty of the Church. For this he suffered and finally died in exile. He said, “I have loved justice and hated iniquity; therefore I die in exile.” Thirty years later the Church finally won its struggle against lay investiture.

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Jewish anyone??

American-Yiddish Dictionary 

JEWBILATION - Pride in finding out that one's favorite celebrity is Jewish.

TORAHFIED - Inability to remember one's lines at one's Bar or Bat mitzvah.   
CHUTZPAPA - A father who wakes his wife at 4:00 AM so she can change the baby's diaper.   DISORIYENTA - When Aunt Sadie gets lost in a department store and strikes up a conversation with everyone she passes.   
MISHPOCHAMARKS - The assorted lipstick and make-up stains found on one's face and collar after kissing all one's aunts and cousins at a reception.   
ROSH HASHANANA - A rock 'n roll band from Brooklyn.   
FEELAWFUL - Indigestion from eating Israeli street food.   KINDERSCHLEP - To transport other kids in your car besides yours.   
OYVAYSMEAR - What one says when the cream cheese squeezes out of the bagel and falls on your clean pants.   
JEWDO - A traditional form of self-defense based on talking one's way out of a tight spot.

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2010-05-29

St. Madeleine Sophie Barat (1779-1865)

St. Madeleine Sophie Barat (1779-1865)



The legacy of Madeleine Sophie Barat can be found in the more than 100 schools operated by her Society of the Sacred Heart, institutions known for the quality of the education made available to the young.

Sophie herself received an extensive education, thanks to her brother, Louis, 11 years older and her godfather at Baptism. Himself a seminarian, he decided that his younger sister would likewise learn Latin, Greek, history, physics and mathematics—always without interruption and with a minimum of companionship. By age 15, she had received a thorough exposure to the Bible, the teachings of the Fathers of the Church and theology. Despite the oppressive regime Louis imposed, young Sophie thrived and developed a genuine love of learning.

Meanwhile, this was the time of the French Revolution and of the suppression of Christian schools. The education of the young, particularly young girls, was in a troubled state. At the same time, Sophie, who had concluded that she was called to the religious life, was persuaded to begin her life as a nun and as a teacher. She founded the Society of the Sacred Heart, which would focus on schools for the poor as well as boarding schools for young women of means; today, co-ed Sacred Heart schools can be found as well as schools exclusively for boys.

In 1826, her Society of the Sacred Heart received formal papal approval. By then she had served as superior at a number of convents. In 1865, she was stricken with paralysis; she died that year on the feast of the Ascension.

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Unitarian

Heaven's Unitarian Population

Why are there are no Unitarians in Heaven?

Because they heard there was a choice between going to Heaven or a discussion group about the existence of Heaven.

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2010-05-28

St. Mary Ann of Jesus of Paredes (1614-1645)

St. Mary Ann of Jesus of Paredes (1614-1645)



Mary Ann grew close to God and his people during her short life.

The youngest of eight, Mary Ann was born in Quito, Ecuador, which had been brought under Spanish control in 1534. She joined the Secular Franciscans and led a life of prayer and penance at home, leaving her parents’ house only to go to church and to perform some work of charity. She established in Quito a clinic and a school for Africans and indigenous Americans. When a plague broke out, she nursed the sick and died shortly thereafter.

She was canonized by Pope Pius XII in 1950.

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ugly

A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker:

"If you were made in God's image, how did you get to be so ugly?"

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2010-05-27

Athena's Monthly Mailer] Birthday Gig Friday May 28th, LOGO, TV, Commerc ial

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Athena's Monthly Mailer

May 27, 2010

In this issue...
Hi Everyone!
Upcoming Shows
Vote for The Logical Song Video and win a free CD!
Awesome Sustain Pedal for 2 Keyboards - Watch the Commercial I Made!
That's it Folks!

Hi Everyone!

I don't think I've ever been so busy!

From gigs to TV pilots to commercials to MTV LOGO, there is so much going on!

If you are in NYC, come to my birthday gig on Friday May 28th @ 730pm @ Googie's (above the Living Room) @ 154 Ludlow.  (1 drink minimum - no cover)

Also, I'm in the midst of booking a European tour so for all you European fans, I hope to see you in September.  And next week we shoot 16th & 8th, a TV pilot I co-wrote with Stephen Schulman from SASi PR (think Melrose Place meets Queer as Folk meets Sex & the City).  More info on this amazing project soon!

And, I've got a ton of new press lately, including a fabulous article in the Staten Island Advance. 

Read on and hope to see you soon!

xoxo

Athena

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Upcoming Shows

Friday, May 28th, 2010 | 730pm-930pm in NYC
Birthday Show @ Googie's above the Living Room @ 154 Ludlow
with Sara Kamin (from Toronto) & the amazing Michelle Citrin! It's my birthday! Come celebrate! Glenn Firester on drums & chromatic harmonica.  1 drink minimum.  No cover (but tips appreciated


Sunday, June 13th, 2010 | 12pm-3pm in NYC

Power of Pride
Pier 66 in Hudson River Park. West Side Highway & 26th Street. Awesome Awesome space. 3 blocks north of Chelsea Piers. 
Celebrating Gay Pride Month and raising awareness about NYC programs such as Green Chimneys. Featuring Athena Reich, Josh Zuckerman, GSX & The Green Chimney Gramercy Singers!


Monday, June 21st, 2010 | 8pm-9pm  in NYC

Make Music NY @ La Perla Garden
Performing with Glenn Firester on drums & harmonica. Free. If it rains, we will cancel. If the weather is good - we are there! Performing in this lovely community garden. 1 hour set.
78 W 105th Street * 105th between Columbus & Amsterdam. Free

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 to Sunday, June 27th, 2010 in Catskills, NY
Teaching Workshop @ Beginnings
Teaching Acting, Music & the business of the arts to kids & young professionals upstate.

 
Saturday, July 3rd, 2010 | 8pm-10pm in NYC
The Sidewalk Cabaret @ The Sidewalk Cafe 
94 Avenue A @ 6th Street
SASi PR presents The Sidewalk Cabaret featuring Athena Reich (with Glenn Firester on drums & chromatic harmonica) PLUS special guests including Austin Marolla, Chantilly, Rachael Parenta, and more Music & comedy. Hosted by TV's Talking About Hosts JC Alvarez and Cara Kilduff.

Friday, July 16th, 2010 | 715pm in NYC
Uncle Mike's
57 Murray St (between Broadway & Church St)
with Chantilly & Alicia Metzger! Buy Tickets in advance and they are only $7. $10 at door. Come - this is an awesome Tribeca location.  Need to sell tickets in advance for show to go on so please do buy in advance by clicking here.

Thursday, July 29th, 2010 | 630pm-830pm in Brooklyn, NY
Making Books Sing @ littlefield performance space
622 Degraw Street between 3rd and 4th Avenue in Brooklyn
Fundraiser for Making Books Sing, There will be a $10 door charge and cash bar. All proceeds go towards Making Books Sing's education programs. Performing with Glenn Firester on drums & chromatic harmonica. Also performing Gabrielle Gewirtz & Garry Novikoff!  (totally HIP venue, by the way)

>> For more gigs & info, click here and click 'gigs'

 

Vote for The Logical Song Video and win a free CD!

The Logical Song video premiered on MTV LOGO on NewNowNext Pop Lab which is AMAZING cause it's very competitive to get that show!

Now, it's eligible for voting on MTV LOGO's Click List.  Please vote to get it in the top 10 (then it will play Saturday mornings on TV).  If you vote 100 times, I will mail you a free autographed CD of your choice! (Yes, multiple votes count)

Here's how to vote to get The Logical Song to #1 on MTV's LOGO (it just takes a second):

1. Click this link: http://www.logotv.com/shows/dyn/the_click_list/video_voting.jhtml

2.  Scroll to bottom, choose LOGICAL SONG, fill in your email or don't fill
in your email. Either way, your vote is counted. Hit Submit.

3.  Repeat as often as you like. If you vote 10 times in a row, it does
count. If you vote 100 times, let me know and I'll send you a free
autographed CD of your choice

4. Tell your friends to do it.

5. Tell me that you did it so I can thank you!!

PS - there has been some problems with votes being counted while using FireFox so if possible, to be safe, use Explorer or Safari.  Although the issue might be resolved.  Not sure.

PPS - Click here to watch my Logical Song Music Video

>> Click here to vote

 

Awesome Sustain Pedal for 2 Keyboards - Watch the Commercial I Made!

If you are a keyboard player, you've got to check it out.  It's a completely new invention.  It's a sustain pedal that works for 2 keyboards! Click the image below to watch the commercial I made for the DSSP (dual sustain single pedal).  Watch the 2 minute video to see me play 2 keyboards at once, use the pedal, and talk about what's so unique about this product.  The DSSP is very cool.

 

If you would like me to make a commercial for your product or service, email me at athena@athenareich.com.  I have an in house production team and can write, create and promote the commercial for your product. 

 (Special thanks to videographer Jessie Cosentino for the filming & editing of this commercial)

www.DSSP-PEDAL.com

>> Click here to watch the commercial I made for the DSSP!

 

That's it Folks!

Don't be shy to respond to this mailer and say hi.  I love hearing from you!

xoxo

Athena

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Pass The

Where Have I Met You?

"I've been racking my brains, but I can't place you,” one man said to another at a gathering. “And you look very much like somebody I have seen a lot—somebody I don't like, but I can't tell you why. Isn't that strange?”

"Nothing strange about it,” the other man said. “You have seen me a lot, and I know why you resent me. For two years I passed the collection plate in your church.”

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Memorial Day Weekend Performances


This week end is Memorial Day weekend.  That ,eans Folklife is going on and The VZ Valley Boys (Al, Chris, Sparky) will be playing Friday night at the Seattle Center Celebration.
 
Saturday Stillwater Hill (Phil, Mark, Sparky, Brian, Rich bluegrass band) will be at Covington Cutter's Point Coffee from 7-9PM and Sunday has Phil Hansen performing on Sunday from 2-4 PM.  Cutters Point is a very nice family friendly venue just off highway 18 in Covington just in front of Fred Meyers. The address is 16739 SE 272, Covington (just NW of Kent off highway 18 and Kent Kangley RD).
 
Enjoy your weekend and we all hope to see you soon.
 
God Bless;
Phil Hansen
Cassandra Music
360-825-5363

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Wiretappers with Paul Elliott - June 5th

The Wiretappers are putting on a "show" a week from Saturday, and we're excited to have Paul Elliott joining us on fiddle!  

Reply to this email if you'd like to buy a $10 ticket from us ahead of time (or $15 at the door).  We'd love to see you there! 

Shoreline Unitarian Church 7:30 pm  Saturday, June 5th.
(14724 1st Avenue NE)  Fred West's Full Moon Concert Series <http://www.shorelineuu.org/FullMoonflyer.pdf>.

Yours Sincerely (in all sincerity), 

Mark, Jake, Dave, Scott and Paul

PS There's the free show at Folklife, too - this Sunday at 12:20 

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Wiretappers with Paul Elliott - June 5th

The Wiretappers are putting on a "show" a week from Saturday, and we're excited to have Paul Elliott joining us on fiddle!  

Reply to this email if you'd like to buy a $10 ticket from us ahead of time (or $15 at the door).  We'd love to see you there! 

Shoreline Unitarian Church 7:30 pm  Saturday, June 5th.
(14724 1st Avenue NE)  Fred West's Full Moon Concert Series <http://www.shorelineuu.org/FullMoonflyer.pdf>.

Yours Sincerely (in all sincerity), 

Mark, Jake, Dave, Scott and Paul

PS There's the free show at Folklife, too - this Sunday at 12:20 

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Memorial Day Weekend Performances

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Phil Hansen <cassmusic@att.net>
Date: Wed, May 26, 2010 at 9:50 PM
Subject: Memorial Day Weekend Performances
To: Cassandra <cassmusic@att.net>


This week end is Memorial Day weekend.  That ,eans Folklife is going on and The VZ Valley Boys (Al, Chris, Sparky) will be playing Friday night at the Seattle Center Celebration.
 
Saturday Stillwater Hill (Phil, Mark, Sparky, Brian, Rich bluegrass band) will be at Covington Cutter's Point Coffee from 7-9PM and Sunday has Phil Hansen performing on Sunday from 2-4 PM.  Cutters Point is a very nice family friendly venue just off highway 18 in Covington just in front of Fred Meyers. The address is 16739 SE 272, Covington (just NW of Kent off highway 18 and Kent Kangley RD).
 
Enjoy your weekend and we all hope to see you soon.
 
God Bless;
Phil Hansen
Cassandra Music
360-825-5363

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2010-05-26

St. Bede the Venerable (672?-735)

St. Bede the Venerable (672?-735)


Bede is one of the few saints honored as such even during his lifetime. His writings were filled with such faith and learning that even while he was still alive, a Church council ordered them to be read publicly in the churches.

At an early age Bede was entrusted to the care of the abbot of the Monastery of St. Paul, Jarrow. The happy combination of genius and the instruction of scholarly, saintly monks produced a saint and an extraordinary scholar, perhaps the most outstanding one of his day. He was deeply versed in all the sciences of his times: natural philosophy, the philosophical principles of Aristotle, astronomy, arithmetic, grammar, ecclesiastical history, the lives of the saints and, especially, Holy Scripture. From the time of his ordination to the priesthood at 30 (he had been ordained deacon at 19) till his death, he was ever occupied with learning, writing and teaching. Besides the many books that he copied, he composed 45 of his own, including 30 commentaries on books of the Bible.

Although eagerly sought by kings and other notables, even Pope Sergius, Bede managed to remain in his own monastery till his death. Only once did he leave for a few months in order to teach in the school of the archbishop of York. Bede died in 735 praying his favorite prayer: “Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit. As in the beginning, so now, and forever.”

His

Ecclesiastical History of the English People

is commonly regarded as of decisive importance in the art and scienceof writing history. A golden age was coming to an end at the time of Bede’s death: It had fulfilled its purpose of preparing WesternChristianity to assimilate the non-Roman barbarian North. Bede recognized the opening to a new day in the life of the Church even as it was happening.

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St. Philip Neri (1515-1595)

St. Philip Neri (1515-1595)



Philip Neri was a sign of contradiction, combining popularity with piety against the background of a corrupt Rome and a disinterested clergy, the whole post-Renaissance malaise.

At an early age, he abandoned the chance to become a businessman, moved to Rome from Florence and devoted his life and individuality to God. After three years of philosophy and theology studies, he gave up any thought of ordination. The next 13 years were spent in a vocation unusual at the time—that of a layperson actively engaged in prayer and the apostolate.

As the Council of Trent was reforming the Church on a doctrinal level, Philip’s appealing personality was winning him friends from all levels of society, from beggars to cardinals. He rapidly gathered around himself a group of laypersons won over by his audacious spirituality. Initially they met as an informal prayer and discussion group, and also served poor people in Rome.

At the urging of his confessor, he was ordained priest and soon became an outstanding confessor, gifted with the knack of piercing the pretenses and illusions of others, though always in a charitablemanner and often with a joke. He arranged talks, discussions and prayers for his penitents in a room above the church. He sometimes led “excursions” to other churches, often with music and a picnic on the way.

Some of his followers became priests and lived together in community. This was the beginning of the Oratory, the religious institute he founded. A feature of their life was a daily afternoon service of four informal talks, with vernacular hymns and prayers. Giovanni Palestrina was one of Philip’s followers, and composed music for the services.

The Oratory was finally approved after suffering through a period of accusations of being an assembly of heretics, where laypersons preached and sang vernacular hymns! (Cardinal Newman founded the first English-speaking house of the Oratory.)

Philip’s advice was sought by many of the prominent figures of his day. He is one of the influential figures of the Counter-Reformation, mainly for converting to personal holiness many of the influential people within the Church itself. His characteristic virtues were humility and gaiety.

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coffee cake blues

Praying for Coffee Cake

An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favorite bakery. One morning, however, he arrived at work carrying a gigantic coffee cake. We all scolded him, but his smile remained cherubic.

"This is a very special coffee cake,” he explained. “I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning, and there in the window was a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed, ‘Lord, if you want me to have one of those delicious coffee cakes, let me have a parking place directly in front of the bakery. And sure enough,” he continued, “the eighth time around the block, there it was!”

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2010-05-25

BC

Where Is the "BC" Located?

A minister’s widow, who was old-fashioned, was going camping for a week in California. She was nervous about the bathroom facilities and decided to write a letter to the campground owner. But as she was writing, she couldn't bring herself to write “toilet.” After much thought, the widow settled on "bathroom commode,” but when she wrote the word, it still sounded too coarse. Instead, she referred to the bathroom commode as "BC” after the first page of the letter: "Does the cabin where I will be staying have its own BC? If not, where is the BC located?" 

In the process of filing, the campground owner lost the first page of the letter. Without noticing, he left the remainder of the letter on the desk of his staff manager who found the letter and was baffled by the acronym. When he asked his wife what BC meant, she remembered the widow’s husband was once a famous Baptist preacher. "Oh, of course!” exclaimed the staff member. “BC stands for 'Baptist Church!'" He immediately wrote a response to the widow’s letter:

Dear Madam,

I apologize for the delay in answering your letter, but I have the pleasure of informing you that the BC is located nine miles north of the campground and is capable of seating 250 people at one time. I admit it is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number of people take their lunches along and make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late.

The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know that right now there is a fundraiser planned to buy more seats for the basement of the BC.

I would like to say that it pains me very much not to be able to go more regularly, but it is surely no lack of desire on my part. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in cold weather.

If you decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you the first time, sit with you, and introduce you to all the folks. Remember, this is a friendly community."

Best wishes,
Ethan Smith

CampGround Mgr

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