Fishing from the Ark?

Did Noah Go Fishing?

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her young students about Noah and the ark. She asked them what they thought Noah may have done to pass the time in the ark for forty years. After waiting a few moments, the teacher suggested, “Maybe he did a lot of fishing. How about that?”

One little boy gave her a funny look and said, “I don't think so. It’s kinda hard to fish with just two worms!”

Irish Rovers The Unicorn Song

A long time ago, when the Earth was green 

There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen 

They'd run around free while the Earth was being born 

And the loveliest of all was the unicorn 

There was green alligators and long-necked geese 

Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees 

Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born 

The loveliest of all was the unicorn 

The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain 

And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain" 

He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do 

Build me a floating zoo, 

and take some of those...

Green alligators and long-necked geese 

Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees 

Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born 

Don't you forget my unicorns 

Old Noah was there to answer the call 

He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall 

He marched the animals two by two 

And he called out as they came through 

Hey Lord, 

I've got green alligators and long-necked geese 

Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees 

Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn 

I just can't find no unicorns" 

And Noah looked out through the driving rain 

Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games 

Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling 

Oh, them silly unicorns 

There was green alligators and long-necked geese 

Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees 

Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is falling 

And we just can't wait for no unicorns" 

The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide 

The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried 

And the waters came down and sort of floated them away 

That's why you never see unicorns to this very day 

You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese 

Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees 

Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born 

You're never gonna see no unicorns 

[New Lyrics]

Now you might think this is the ending to the song,

But I'll have to tell you friends that in fact you're wrong

You see, Unicorns are magical, so when the rain started pouring,

They grew themselves some wings and they took to soaring.

You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese 

Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees 

But if you're looking for the unicorns, don't be forlorn,

The second star to the right and straight on until morning.

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