Q: How do babies get their belly buttons?
A: When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row. Then he walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the tummy with His finger and says, “You’re done…you’re done…you’re done…”
After church, Robbie tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family.
"Pastor," Robbie says, "I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust."
"That's right, Johnny, I did.""And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust."
"Yes, I'm glad you were listening. Why do you ask?"
"Well you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed 'cause there's someone either comin' or goin'!"
Music with Marc Smason MAY
Friday May 8 6:30 – 8:30 pm N.W. Choro Collective – Brazil 1920 *Makeda Coffee – Phinney Ridge Art Walk Greenwood N. & 78th 206 782-1489
Saturday May 9 8 pm Better World Joanne Klein Marc Smason Beth Chandler Chris Jimenez *Grinders Hot Sands (an R&B joint – we’re pulling out our hip dance tunes from Aretha, Grateful Dead, Sinatra, Beatles, Cole Porter, Ike & Tina, Elvis etc. and a funky rhythm section!) 19811 Aurora N. - Shoreline reservations recommended! 206 542-0627 $7
Hot Blues, Jazz & Sandwiches!
Monday May 11 & 18 9 pm Jammin’ in the Junction! Better World w/ Marc Smason diva, Joanne Klein Bruce Barnard Ken Strong Chris Jimenez You Poggie Tavern 4714 California S.W. 206 937-2165 Jam Session!
Saturday May 16 6:30 - 7 pm Yellow Hat Band *Pratt Gallery Exhibition – Toshiro Kaplan Studios 306 S. Washington Ste. 102
Sunday May 17 2 – 2:30pm Alfonse Somebody & the Jr. Detecives *University District Street Fair – Allegro Café – Upstairs Fine Music All Weekend! the Alley East of University Way N.E. & N.E. 42nd 206 542-0627
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HEAT oven to 325ºF. MIX crumbs and butter; press onto bottom of 13x9-inch foil-lined pan. Bake 10 min. BEAT cream cheese, sugar, flour and vanilla with mixer until well blended. Add chocolate; mix well. Add eggs, 1 at a time, mixing on low speed after each just until blended. Pour over crust. BAKE 45 min. or until center is almost set. Cool completely. Refrigerate 4 hours. Use foil to lift cheesecake from pan. Top with berries. PHILADELPHIA Double-Chocolate Cheesecake
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24 OREO Cookies, crushed (about 2 cups) 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter or margarine, melted 4 pkg. (8 oz. each) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened 1 cup sugar 2 Tbsp. flour 1 tsp. vanilla 1 pkg. (8 squares) BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Chocolate, melted, slightly cooled 4 eggs 1/2 cup blueberries Make It!
Kraft Kitchens Tips
Size-Wise Need a sweet treat to serve a crowd? Try this rich, chocolatey dessert! Since it serves 16 people, it easily fits the bill. How to Press Crumb Mixture Into Pan To Make CrustUse bottom of dry measuring cup to press crumb mixture onto bottom of pan. Special ExtraAdd 1/4 cup hazelnut liqueur with the melted chocolate.
HEAT oven to 325ºF.
MIX crumbs and butter; press onto bottom of 13x9-inch foil-lined pan. Bake 10 min.
BEAT cream cheese, sugar, flour and vanilla with mixer until well blended. Add chocolate; mix well. Add eggs, 1 at a time, mixing on low speed after each just until blended. Pour over crust.
BAKE 45 min. or until center is almost set. Cool completely. Refrigerate 4 hours. Use foil to lift cheesecake from pan. Top with berries.
- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
- Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
