A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police
arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches
tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and
the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5
foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his
face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the
police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him
missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches
tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and
the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5
foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his
face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the
police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him
missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
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