Savings Plans

Church Bulletin Bloopers: Prayers and Illnesses

Due to the rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes. 

On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: God Is Good--Dr. Hargreaves is better. 

This Sunday morning following services we will have our monthly feelowship. 

Said during a congregational prayer when leading prayer for unsaved loved ones: “Father, we just want to pray for our unloved saved ones.”

Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time. 

“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.” 

On a church postcard: “I have received Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. I would like a personal call.”

Church sign: “Jesus Saves!” Safeway sign across the street: “Safeway saves you more!” 

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