2009-05-03
2009-05-02
time warp on Discovery Channel
Cornstarch and water a simple formula for a non-Newtonian fluid | solid! A fluid you could walk on a not stand on. Slow impact water liquid mode. Fast impact it acts like Jell-O the hard surface. All on the Discovery Channel on Time Warp.
The Darwinian vs. God Contest
The Darwinian vs. God Contest
One day a group of Darwinian scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one Darwinian to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The Darwinian walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the Darwinian was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a man-making contest." To which the Darwinian happily agreed.
God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The Darwinian said, "Sure, no problem," and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"
LIve Music!
Music with Marc Smason - May www.marcsmason.com
Saturday May 2 noon - 1 pm Yellow Hat Band *Good Shepherd Center – Seattle Tilth Edible Plant Sale Sunnyside N. & N. 50th http://www.seattletilth.org/special_events/EPS/PlantSale09
Tuesday May 5 8 pm Evo Morales Trio Stephanie Hughes Opal “Cejoso” Smason *Cinco de Mayo Party @ Baja Bistro 2410 Beacon S. 206 323-1157 www.amorcitolounge.com
Saturday May 9 8 pm Better World Joanne Klein Marc Smason Beth Chandler Chris Jimenez *Grinders Hot Sands 19811 Aurora N. - Shoreline reservations - 206 542-0627 www.grindershotsands.com $7 Hot Blues, Jazz & Sandwiches!
Monday May 11 & 18 9 pm Jammin’ in the Junction! Better World w/ Marc Smason diva, Joanne Klein Bruce Barnard Ken Strong Chris Jimenez You Poggie Tavern 4714 California S.W. 206 937-2165 Jam Session!
Sunday May 17 2 – 2:30pm Alfonse Somebody & the Jr. Detecives *University District Street Fair – Allegro Café – Upstairs Fine Music All Weekend! the Alley East of University Way N.E. & N.E. 42nd 206 542-0627 http://udistrictstreetfair.org http://www.cafeallegromusic.com/
Seattle WA unless otherwise noted * all ages no cover unless noted removal upon request, of course. CDs, available - Hit reply or www.cdbaby.com or call 206 760-1764 “Power concedes nothing without a demand” Fredrick Douglass Check out www.pandora.com unfuckingbelievable! (Bernstein, fer’instance) A major player speeds down Wall Street in his expensive car, heedless of everyone else as usual. He loses control, flips the car, gets thrown out, and somehow severs an arm in the process. He's sitting on the sidewalk, moaning and bleeding, staring at his wrecked car, saying: "My Porsche, my Porsche, my Porsche." The aid guy beside him is appalled and says: "Your Porsche! What about your arm laying over there in the street?" The guy looks over and says: "Oh my God, my Rolex, my Rolex, my Rolex." Make art, not war
2009-05-01
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